Scummy Mummies - 2026 25 Feb 2026

Comedy

Scummy Mummies - 2026

by Beam25 Feb 2026

Scummy Mummies - 2026

MUMS' NIGHT OUT! Helen and Ellie are BACK with a brand new comedy show that will have you laughing till you wee. From menopause to mansplaining, teenagers to Tinder, no subject is safe. Featuring brand new songs, sketches, stand-up, and of course, sparkly new catsuits. Bring your mates, bring your mum, bring your partner if they're feeling brave enough... It's a big Scummy party!

“Highly recommended!” - One4Review

“Very funny” - The Guardian

“Hilarious” - Broadway Baby

https://beamhertford.co.uk/whats-on/G8-scummy-mummies-2026/

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Scummy Mummies - 2026

25 February 202626 February 202627 February 2026

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View venue beamhertford.co.uk info@beamhertford.co.uk

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